just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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