There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe in your delicious
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize