I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Sober January is a disaster.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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