"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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