break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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