This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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