I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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