Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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