Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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