I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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