just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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