Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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