"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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