I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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