Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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