hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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