So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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