Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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