he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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