But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
