so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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