I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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