2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
