I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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