Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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