So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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