Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
ugly people sure do ruin things
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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