you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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