So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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