It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish i was in the wii world.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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