how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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