Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
we should paint friendship bongs
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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