It's like God shit irony all over that family
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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