playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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