Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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