I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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