Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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