Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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