Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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