Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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