Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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