how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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