i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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