Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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