So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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