Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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