I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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