Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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