I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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