Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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