Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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