My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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