im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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