ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Actions speak louder than pants.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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