That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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