rhymes with "ouble enetration"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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