I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
worst night to have a conscience
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
How external is "for external use only"?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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